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Comedy Shayari in Hindi

Pani na ho toh nadiya kis kaam ki,
Aansu na ho toh ankhiya kis kaam ki,
Dil na ho toh dhadkan kis kaam ki,
Agar aap bhi aaj nahi nahaye toh ye baarish kis kaam ki...😂😂

Funny shayari photos



Dost mere tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo,
Kabhi kabhi mehfil me bhi aaya karo,
Kya hua jo tut gaye saamne ke 2 daant, Fir bhi dil khol ke muskuraya karo...
Zindagi lambi hai dost banate raho,
Dil mile na mile hath milate raho,
Tajmahal banana toh bahut costly hai,
Par har gali me ek mumtaz banate raho...😂😂

Comedy shayari on friends 

Zindagi ke safar me sath hum denge,
Apne pyar ki saugat hum denge,
Girne lagoge toh apna hath hum denge,
Aur agar na gire toh ek laat hum denge...😂😂


Umeedo ki manzil dheh gayi,
Khawabo ki duniya beh gayi,
Ab aapki kya izzat reh gayi,
Jab ek jhakaas item aapko "bhaiya" keh gayi...😂😂

Love comedy shayari 

Arz kiya hai - Aap humare dil me basre ho...
Aap humare dil me baste ho...
Thik hai dil me baste ho, Thoda Side m ho jao,
Saans wali nali me kyu faste ho...😂😂

Comedy shayari on friends




Agar Kisi Subject Ko Dilo Jaan Se Padho Toh Saari Kaynaat Tumhe Paas Karane Me Jut Jati Hai,
Agar Aisa Na Ho Toh Ye The End Nahi,
Supplementary Abhi Baki Hai Mere Dost😂😂

Funny shayari jokes Hindi

Tusi dur gayi intezar kita,
Tussi rus gayi raazi kita,
Tussi yaad aayi miss kita,
Jad miss kita sms kita,
Ek gal daso sab kuch main kita tussi ki kita...😂😂


Its is my "Last" SMS for you....!
Last bole toh 
L = Look ur best 
A = All time miss you
S = Save you in my heart 
T = True friend in my heart

Funny message for friends

Aap Agar Pagal ho toh SMS padhte hi, miss call dena...?
Sanki ho toh SMS kar dena...?
Bewkoof ho toh ring dena...?
Teeno ho toh chup rehna😂😂


Teri dosti pe ye dil haaru...
Teri jarurat pe ye jaan waaru...
Jis din tera sms nahi aata,
Ji ye chahe teri kanpatti par kheench ke 2 maaru...😂😂

Love comedy shayari


Funny SMS in

Pimple- Pimple Little Star,
Sare Kanjoos Mere Rishtedar,
Jo Nahi Karega Mujhe Message 4,
Uske Ho Pimple Hazar, Woh Bhi Baar-Baar...😂
Samjhe Mahakanjoos😅


Jaa Raha Hu Marne Ko Aaj Mann Udas Hai,
Yaad Nahi Kiya Aaj Usne Jis Se Mujhe Aas Hai,
Mujhe Bhool Gaya Woh Jo Dil Ko Khaas Hai,
Chal - Chal SMS Kar, Ye Sab Bakwas Hai...😂😂

Funny message for friends


Hindi funny shayari SMS

Diya Hai Upar Wale Ne Mobile Toh Thodi Toh Kadar Kiya Karo,
Karo Na Karo Call Par Har Roz 2-4 SMS Toh Bhej Diya Karo.😂😂


Agar Aap Humse Gussa Ho Toh "Tajmahal" Ko Fodo,
"Char Minar" Ko Todo,
"Kutubminar" Ko Modo,
"Titanic" Ko Fevicol Se Jodo,
Magar "SMS" Karna Mat Chhodo...😂😂


Milne Ki Tamanna Lekar Aaya Ye SMS...
Chehre Pe Aapki Smile Dekhne Aaya Ye SMS...
Bhule Nahi Hai Yaar Tujhe...
Ye Yaad Dilane Aaya Hai Ye SMS...


Har Karz Dosti Ka Ada Karega,
Jab Hum Na Rahe Dosti Kon Karega,
A-Khuda Mere Dost Ko Salamat Rakhna,
Warna Mujhe Itne Pyare SMS kon Karega.

Whatsapp funny SMS 

Science Ne Ye Saabit Kar Diya Hai Ki Bandar Aur Gadhe SMS Padhte Waqt "Angoothe" Ka Istemal Karte Hai!
Na~Na~Na~Na... Ab "Angootha" Mat Hatao!
Bahut Der Ho Chuki Hai....😂😂


Main Ek Aisa SMS Hoon,
Jise Pagal Padhte Hai,
Kanjoos Saved karte Hai,
Ullu Delete Karte Hai,
Aur Donkey Forward Karte Hai,
Ab Aap Kya Karte Ho? 😜😂


Mujhe Apne Aap Pe Bada Garv Hota Hai Mene Aaj Tak Sona, Mona , Babu Ke Chakkar Me Apni Keemti Raate Barbaad Nhi Ki😂😂

Funny SMS

कभी गुजरो हमारी गली से ए बेवफा सनम तुझे कुत्तों से न कटवा दिया तो कहना😂😂

Funny shayari jokes Hindi



Pata Nhi Log Kaise Pura Pura Din Call Par Lage Rahte Hain,
Mujhe Toh Aur Btao Se Aage Kuch Aata He Nahi Hai😂😁

Comedy shayari funny 

Ek pyari si surat, Ek maasum sa chehra,
Thodi shararat thodi mohabbat,
Thodi masti, thoda maza,
Jiski pyari hai har ek ada,
Thanks aap ne mere bare me itna padha... 😂😂


Ager tum chati ho ki main tumhe bhool jaaun...
To wo chehre par til waali ladki ka no. dedo...😂😂

Comedy shayari in Hindi



सन्नाटा फैला हुआ है पूरे टाऊन मे,
काश तेरे ही घर फंस जाते हम लॉक डाउन में!!! 

कॉमेडी शायरी

ना जाने कौन - कौन से विटामिन हैं Mobile में...
एक दिन यूज़ नहीं करो तो सारा दिन "कमजोरी" सी महसूस होती है!!!😂😂


अचानक मेहमान आने पर?
बाकी देशों में - "O dear!!! what a surprise"...!!!
अपने इंडिया में... "इसको भी अभी मरना था यहाँ...!!!😂😂

Funny SMS in Hindi shayari



जो लड़का अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड के लिए रात भर जागता है,
वही लड़का... बता सकता है कि सबसे बढ़िया बैटरी बैकअप वाला मोबाइल कौन सा है...😂😂

Hindi funny shayari jokes

मेरा दिल भी ले गयी,
मेरा चैन भी ले गयी।
हद ही हो गयी तब,
जब मैंने देखा वो तो मेरा 5 रुपए का पैन भी ले गयी😢😢😂😂


आज तुम पे आँसुओं की बरसात होगी,
फिर वही कडकती काली रात होगी,
SMS न करके तूने जो दिल दुखाया मेरा,
जा तेरे बदन में खुजली सारी रात होगी!!!😂😂

Funny SMS in Hindi shayari

कुछ लड़कियाँ तो इस कदर खूबसूरत होती हैं, कि लड़के अपने मन में ही, खुद को रिजेक्ट कर लेते है.😂😂