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Latest Hindi Chutkule For Whatsapp 2021 

Latest chutkule in Hindi, Hindi Chutkule for whatsapp, 

Hindi Chutkule For Whatsapp

Father : Bete Tumhari Class me Sabse Adhik hoshiyar student kon hai.
Beta : Sangeeta hai pitaji😁
Father : Woh kaise?😳
Beta : Wah Exam me itni safai se nakal karti hai ki aaj tak pakad me nahi aayi.😂😂

Latest chutkuke in Hindi

Ek Grahak ko dukaan ke andar aate hi dekhkar nau sikhiye Barbar ne apne Ustaad se kaha - "Izazat ho toh unki main hi shave bana du... Hath chal jayega?"😄

Ustaad bola : "Bana do magar jara dhayan se.... Kahi apne aapko ghayal mat kar dena😂😂


Best chutkule in Hindi

Tum apni maang me hare rang ka sindoor kyo lagati ho, Shadishuda aurate toh apni maang laal sindoor se bharti hai.😌

"Mere Pati Railway me Engine Driver hai. Jab Laal Sindoor lagati hu Toh Woh mujhe dekhkar ruk jate hai. Isliye main hara sindoor lagati hu taaki woh mujhe dekhkar aage badh jaye.😂😂

Hindi chutkule for whatsapp
Hindi chutkule for whatsapp


Pati patni ke chutkule

Patni ne Pati ko samjhate huye kaha : "Dekho tumhara dost jis ladki se shadi karna chanta hai Woh ladki achhi nahi hai. Kyo nahi dost se mana karte.😈

Pati ne jawab diya : "Main Kyu Roku-Usne mujhe mana kiya tha kya.😈😂


Baccha (Dukaandar se) : Mujhe ek clanedar chahiye.😁
Dukaandar : Kon sa calendar? 😴
Baccha : Jisme Jyada chhutiya ho.😂😂


Gudgudi chutkule in Hindi

Patni: Duniya me kaise-kaise 420 bhare pade hai. 
Pati:  Kyo kya hua?
Patni: Aaj Subah dhoodhwala mujhe khoti atthanni de gaya.
Pati: Kaha hai Woh atthanni?
Patni: Woh toh maine sabzwale ko dekar sabzi le li.😂😂😂😂


Ek baar hathi aur chuha nadi me nahane gaye. Kuch der nahakar achanak chuha baahar aa gaya aur kehne laga-  Abe ae Hathi ke bacche baahar nikal. 

Hathi yah sunkar chupchap baahar aa gaya.

Usne Chuhe Se puchha - kya baat hai Chuhe bhai?

Chuhe ne kaha - kuch nahi, 

Par Woh hathi ko Ghoom- Ghoom kar dekhne laga. Uske baad Usne hathi se kaha Kuch nahi hathi Bhai main toh kewal yah dekh raha tha ki Kahi aapne meri underwear toh nahi pehan li.😂😂 


Chutkule in Hindi new

Ali apne Bhai khaleel se: Raat Maine khawab me dekha ki ek bahut bada papita mere muh ke pass rakha hai aur main use dheere-dheere maje lekar kha rakha hu achanak meri aankh khul jati hai aur uthkar dekhta hu toh Palang par Kuch bhi nahi hai.

Khaleel: Isliye Tumhare Palang se takiya Gayab hai.😂😂😂😂



Kirayedaar : Bhai yah kaisa makaan hai, Saari Chhat tapak rahi hai mera kamra toh Taalab banta ja raha hai. 

Makaan malik: Saahab humne toh pehle hi kah diya tha ki har kamre me paani hoga.😂😂


Chutkule in Hindi very funny 

Ek aadmi ne judge se apni Patni ko talaaq dene ka karan batate huye kaha- Meri Patni shaadi ke baad se ab tak kewal ek ladki ko janam diya hai. Jabki meri ichha thi ki main ladke ka Baap banu.

Patni ne jawab diya : Yadi main Tumhare bhrose par rehti toh shayad Tum ek ladki ke baap bhi nahi ban pate.😂😂



Beta: Ammi hume Eid ke rupyee chahiye.
Ammi: Kyu, Eid me toh bahut din baaki hai kisne kaha ki aaj Eid hai?
Beta: Nahi Ammi, Aap galat kehti hai Eid aaj hi hai. Abhi Maine dekha Abbu baju wali Aunty se gale mil rahe the.😂😂


Whatsapp chutkule in Hindi

Grahak: Waise aapke hotel me kaafi safai hoti hai.
Manager khush hokar: Dhanaywad! Aapko kis baat se aisa ehsaas huya.
Grahak: Tab jab hotel me ghuste hi kisi ne meri jeb saaf kar di. 😂😂


Comedy chutkule in Hindi

Premi : Dekho agar tumne mujhse Shaadi nahi ki toh main train se katke, Nadi me kudkar, Faasi lagakar ya Zehar khakar khudkhushi kar lunga.

Premika : Uffff, Koi ek tarika Kyu nahi fix karte.😂😂


Aasman me kaali ghata chhayi hai,
Ghar wali se fir maar khayi,
Kahti hai sudhar jao,
Par humari kya galti hai kaamwali aaj fir mini skirt me aayi hai...😂😂



Boy - Teri judai me neend udati hai, chain khota hai, jaan jati hai, dil rota hai.

Girl - Doctor ko dikha lo bhaiya "Dengue" bhi aisa hi hota hai...😂😂


1 man asked to god : 100 saal apke liye kya hai,

God : 1 sec.
Man : 1crore rupees apke liye kya hai,
God : 1 coin
Man : Mujhe 1 coin de do,
God : 1 sec. ruk ja...
😂😂😂😂



Hi sweet heart, How are you?

Please make a place for me in your heart? I may come there any time...

Your's loving......heart attack😂😂



Flower + Fly = A beautiful scene,
Star + Moon = A romantic night.
Rain + Monsoon = A lovely weather,
You + your smile = Haye rabba!!! Tusi v na bus... Dara dende ho...😂😂

Chutkule in Hindi latest

Lady : mera beta bike se gir gaya.
Doctor : my hindi is poor, talk in English
Lady : my londa is gironda from the hero honda...😂😂

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